Chillin’ At The Fair (Bon Jovi Parody) | Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week
Fried food, carnival games and riding rides until you puke… there’s nothing like going to the fair! Instead of Bon Jovi’s “Living On A Prayer” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Chillin’ At The Fair!”
Lyrics:
ROBBY WORKS BEHIND THE RING TOSS
A PATCH OVER HIS EYE, HE SMIRKS AS HE SAYS:
“GOOD LUCK”…”OOOO, YOU SUCK”
TITO’S JOB IS GUESSING YOUR WEIGHT…
HE SIPS FROM A FLASK,
HIS GUESS IS TWO HUNDRED POUNDS OFF…JAWS DROP
THE FELLAS GOT THEIR JORTS ON, AND CAMO TUBE SOCKS!
THEIR GIRLFRIENDS ROCKIN’ CONFEDERATE FLAGS AS TUBE TOPS
THEY GOT BUDWEISERS, AND CORN ON COBS, IN TRUCKS
THE REDNECK JACKPOT!
WHOA, TRY NOT TO STARE
WHOA OH! WALMART AT THE FAIR!
GOATEE’D CHINS, WITH MULLETS THEY WEAR
WHOA OH, SKIPPED THE DENTAL CARE!
NEVER FIND A FREE PARKING SPOT,
YOU’LL BE CIRCLING, MORE THAN MY LOST, BROKEN ROOMBA…
Oooo, YOU’RE STUCK!
FINALLY PARK TO TWO MILES AWAY
THEN HIKE UP, THE HIGHWAY TOWARDS THE…
SMELL OF FUNNEL CAKE! (MOOO!), AND “LIVE STEAK”
THAT WEIRDO’S GETTIN’ TOO CLOSE, TO THE LIVESTOCK
A LITTLE TOUCHY FEELY, WITH THE BLUE-RIBBON HOG
HE TRIED TO SNAG ONE, AND JUMP ON TUNNEL OF LOVE
THE PORKIN’ HOT SPOT!
OHHH, LOOK OVER THERE!
WHOA OH! WIN A TEDDY BEAR!
JUST FIVE BUCKS, I’LL MAKE IT I SWEAR…
WHOA OH! HIT NOTHIN’ BUT AIR
FAIR GAMES AREN’T FAIR!
“I dont care if i Spent $175 bucks to win an OVERSIZED PINK PANTHER Doll – I’m gonna keep knocking down weighted milk bottles… or die Trying”!
OOOO, HERE’S SOME ADVICE, SON…TAKE IT OR NOT
THE “TILT-A-WHIRL’S” BAD, AFTER FIFTEEN CORNDOGS
WHOAAA, STRAPPED IN & SCARED!
WHOA OH! RIDES IN DISREPAIR!
SHOT TO THE TOP, MY STOMACH, IT FLARED…
WHOA OH! RUINED MY UNDERWEAR!
WHOA, THEIR FEET ARE BARE…
WHOA OH, DANCIN’ IN A SQUARE!
90’S BANDS, WITH HITS SO RARE…
WHOA-OH! VANILLA ICE IS THERE!
STUCK, IN HOUSE OF MIRRORS!
UGH! HALF THE WALLS ARE CLEAR!
FOUGHT SOME RATS, FOR AN ELEPHANT EAR…
WHOA OH, TRAPPED HERE FOR A YEAR!
GIRLFRIEND DISAPPEARED!
