For radio week Young Jeffrey is shouting out the not so glamorous side of the radio industry. He’s got a face for radio but a voice for the airwaves! Instead of Meghan Trainor’s “All About That Bass” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Not About That Face.”
In Radio it’s NOT about dat Face, ‘Bout dat Face, All Grendels…
A Room Full of Grenades, lookin’ Straight, Disheveled
The Jingles Say our names, “HEY IT’S ACE, AND KENDALL!”
Get all our Coffees Laced, Just in Case (Case, Case, Case)
We chattin’, LIVE on air, and think we’re pretty Cool,
Using technology from 1892,
We Play the Tunes, Tunes in all your Workspaces
Save Seven Songs in Constant Rotation,
We do Appearances, In Local Parking Lots,
We’ll Let you Spin our Wheel, to win a Bottle Top!
Don’t got much Glitz & Glamor, in Radio…
But we got a Big Red Light, that goes on when it’s time to Talk,
If you Want a Career, that Pays lower than Serving Fries…
And your Voice is Alright, but your Face, can’t be Televised…
Now do we Hang out Backstage with Beyonce? No, Not at All…
Just Spend all Morning in a tiny room filled with Padded Walls…
We’re gonna send the stunt boys on a Quest, while they’re Dressed,
Play Wacky Sound Effects, Just to Flex… HOMETOWN!
And when we have a Guest, we will Stress
Send all your Song Requests, to Seacrest…
And when the Mic is Cracked!
Name Drop the famous people that we’ve Met…
Like i saw Kanye once at Office Max!
Radio Feels Like,
You Dove in the Talent Pool, and Did a Belly Flop
Yes our Brains may be Small, but our Egos are Texas-Sized…
I had 4 Morning Red Bulls, so I’d sound more ENERGIZED!
Come play a Trivia game with a Host, who’s a Know-It-All…
Or we can ring Your old dates up, and ask why they never Called
In Radio It’s NOT about dat Face, except Jose’s,
We’re here to Entertain, Play Some Games,
Some of the Stuff we Say, may sound Cray
How ’bout a Giveaway, at 6:08?
We Got a Cheesy contest on the Way, You Can Play,
Just know the “Phrase that Pays” , Every Day,…
And if You’ll
Be Caller 98… Just say Your Name…
Then We’ll Go…
MARIE FROM LOCAL TOWN… YOU JUST WON A FAMILY FOUR PACK TO THE WILD WORLD OF BOATS & MARINE EXPO, THIS TUESDAY AFTERNOON, AT THE AIRPORT CONVENTION CENTER!”
Not about Dat Face, Bout Dat Face…
In Radio we ALL are a Disgrace, a Disgrace,
Thats why my Dad is so Ashamed, so Ashamed!
I’m Doing Shout Outs Every Day, Calling Names!