Perspirating (Dua Lipa Parody) – Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week
The heatwaves have been out of control and there’s more to come in the forecast! Instead of Dua Lipa’s “Levitating” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Perspirating!”
Lyrics:
Opened up my cellular, to CHECK up on the Tempearture,
And IT’S another RECORD HIGH…
Get to Finger Lickin’, cuz I’m Fryin’ like a Chicken,
Extra Crispy on my BREAST & THIGHS…
Pits are never dry, Sweat is in my eye
Underwear is at HIGH TIDE…
Heat Wave is a Bummer, got me Sufferin’ in Summer
If I had some Moisture left, I’D Cry…
I’m SWEAT-Y… I’m Perspiratin’
I’m Sticky too, just IRRIGATIN’…
My FISHY tank… E-VAPorated
Yea, yea, yea, yea, yea
I can’t DOO… more SUN-LIGHT… it’s TOO’ BRIGHT… Boilin LIKE
A Fondueee… All night… No where to Escape..
I’m Perspirating
Youuu.. Cannnn’t Hide… Outside… Lava-Like
There’s No Use… Nation-wide … Meltin’ Everything
I’m Perspirating
It’s Hotter than VEGAS, inside of SATAN’s Sauna
My Skin In-FLAMATED, I’m Heavily GATOR-Ated,
I Drop an Egg on the PAVEment, and cook some BACON on it,
I feel all my Energy, is a-Fading
And No I HAVEn’t been Dry, From-the MINute that I
A-WAKEned
NEED, to find a LIFE-Guard, I’m DROWNin’ in PerspirATION,
Ya SEE-What-chy’a Got Me IN here Doing?
Like Gordon RAMSEY, I’m just ALL up in my kitchen STEWIN’,
COOL DOWN (it’s like)
Left Lean, Right Lean… Fan Facing’
Side Step… Followin’ the Oscillation
And IF I’m all alone, I Drop my pants in Desperation…
I Ate a Frozen Dinner, didn’t even Microwave it’
So What up?… I went to Sit in my Car and I burned my Butt Up,
The SEAT BELT BUCKLE! it BRANDED me ON MY STOMACH!
That’s why I’m RUBBIN this Lotion UPON MY BUTTOCKS!
I’m FEELIN’ FLUMMOXED!… SAY ARE YOU?
I’m SAL-TY… and Greasy baby,
I’m Drippy Too…. Just Saturated…
Like Maxwell House, we Percolatin’
Bloop, Bloop, Bloop, Bloop, Bloop,
Hundred TWOOO… Farenheight… Each Night… Don’t Feel Right,
A Tissue… So Let’s Wipe…the Sweat from Everything…
I’m Perspirating…
Oooo… I Spy… More Lies… from the WEATHER guy…
He’s says SOON…. Cold Skies… Blow the Heat Away…
Miscalcuated…
Portland gonna ROAST with me Tonight…
ALaska gonna RUN right out of Ice
All the Polar BEARS, no longer white
Yea, Yea, Yea, Yea, Yea
I’m Perspirating (omg)
Toronto Toppin’ out at One OH NINE…
Soon Niagara Falls, Canada dry
Maybe Climbin’ Everest would be nice…
STILL — TOO – HOT — TO — HIKE!
My HOUSE is like an oven Gettin’ BAKEY!
And I’M a Human Saliz-bury STEAKY!
Just INcubating IN IT Like a BABY!
Yea, Yea, Yea! YEAH! YEAH!
Don’t WANNA leave my Room cuz that’d be CRAZY!
This RECORD setting Heat makin’ me LAZY!
I’m WILTED in my Sofa like a DAISY…
Yea, Yea, Yea! YEAH! YEAH!
Its nasty… It’s hot as Hades
My Snickers Bar, just got Liquidated
My Slip N Slide, Incinerated…
I will MOOOVE… Bed-TIME… Inside… My Box ICE
I Read Books… by Fridge Light…
Close the Door on Me…
Re-friderating…
Gotta Loaf a BREAD out by the Coast,
by TIME I GOT IT HOME, it turned to Toast
Hotter than the WIFE of Colin Jost….
Yea Yea Yea Yea yea!
I’m Perspirating…
From Undeneath my ARMS a Smell Arose…
Musky & Offensive to the NOSE…
After this I’ll JUST BURN all my clothes…
Yea Yea Yea yea Yea ,
SO RUUUUDE… Fan Fried… A/C Died… To Survive…
HEY YOUUU… Mister KOOL-AID GUY
Lemme DRINK! your Face Away…
I’m Perspirating…
