Scary Face (Nicki Minaj Parody) | Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week
There almost wasn’t a song this week… until there was! Get your Halloween costumes early or you’ll be left out! Instead of Nicki Minaj’s “Super Bass” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Scary Face!”
LYRICS:
This one is for the lazy men and women,
Who buy costumes at the final minute,
Just throwing on stuff, cuz it’s wearable,
But show up to the party, looking terrible
You feel, the Chill, the struggle is real,
Closet more Plain than a bowl of Oatmeal,
You moan, and groan, You type in you phone
“I Need a costume for new Game of Thrones”
But what ya find don’t fit fit now you wanna quit quit,
Finally admit, mit you’re an idiot-it
All Sold Out at the party store,
Of Frozen costumes, ya better “Let It Go”
You need, “Spooky” but ya haven’t got time
You gotta P-p-p-Power shop on Amazon Prime
I mean…. Kyle, Don’t be that guy
Showin’ up in just a vest, sayin Marty McFly! No!
Shoppin’, better get Shoppin’
Or people will be saying “who the heck is this?”
Like a guy showing up in just a White Shirt,
Saying “I’m Tom from Myspace”, That’s Bullsh–
Yea, it’s Halloween in a couple of a DAYS…
Supply chain gonna cause some untimely delays
And then you will be Doom, Da-Doom, doom,
Doom, Dadoom doom Day
You will look out of Place,
Doom, Dadoom, Doom
Doom, Dadoom, Doom day,
Get on your Scary Face,
Doom, Doom Doomed
Doom Doom-Doom Doomed,
You’re Doom Doom Doomed,
Doom Doom-Doom
Don’t Be Doom, DaDoom, doom,
Doom, Dadoom doom day,
Get on your Scary Face
Doom, Dadoom, Doom
Doom, Dadoom, Doom day,
Throw out that Pillow Case…
Wanna Tracksuit, pull a Ted Lasso
If you wait another week, then it’s a No Go,
Lookin’ like the real Sudeikis flyin’ solo
While your woman’s wearin’ Harry Styles Boa
Said you would be fine, but you waited too long
Now your Top Gun with just the ‘stache on
Lookin’ like a Fool, but hey man it’s cool,
I’ll still make out with You, wait – what?
Wanna Hocus Pocus tonight, but ya couldnt find a WIG that came in your size,
And so you SIGH, Improvise,
Yellow “M” on your chest – McDonald’s Fries! No!?
Stupid, thats so stupid, a white diaper’s all you need to become Cupid,
Last minute, grab a razor & you shave your head,
Saying You’re Jeff Besos, making bread
It is coming your way…
Get your costume now, or it will be too late,
Ladies get your Broom Broom Broom,
Broom Br-Broom today..
So you can be a Witch!
Broom BraBroom Broom
Broom BraBroom Broom Broo—
Or just a Cleanly B…
Broom, Broom…
Broom Broom Broom Broom
Broom Broom Broom…
Broom Broom Broom Broom
Ladies get your Broom Broom Broom
Broom Broom today
You got that Witches Face
Broom BraBroom Broom
Broom BraBroom Broom Broo—
Get on your Scary Face…
……. Think back to all the things that you have been.
…… No Pig-tails was a Frumpy Harley Quinn…
……. You failed as a Sexy Minion… (Kevin!)
This could be the year your costume is great,
It could be so good, that it Score you a Date,
But you will be, doom doom doom
Doom, doomed if you wait
Yes will be, doom doom doom
Doom, doomed If you Wait!
Halloween, is coming your way…
But get your costume now, or it will be too late,
And then you will be Doom, Doom, doom,
DOOM, Doom doom day,
Get on your Scary Face
Doom, Doom, Doom
Doom, Doom, Doom day,
Or you will Disgraced