This Is Why You’re My Mommy (Nickelback Parody) | Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week
Moms aren’t just the best… they’re HARDCORE! Instead of Nickelback’s “How You Remind Me” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “This Why You’re My Mommy!”
She raised me up from an infant,
Always burp me when I get Gasysy
She drive around in a Mini Van
Got the Speakers Bumpin’ “Ba Ba Black Sheep!”
And this is why you’re my Mommy
Butterfly Kiss My Tummy
I say: “DO IT AGAIN!”
When I Cry, You Would ROCK Me!
in ways that Nickelback can’t!
My heart beat, Is Soaring
When she reading me my Bedtime Stories
Not One fish, but two fish!?
Then she got me with the Red & Blue fish!
And all my Clothes, She picked out
I Look so GOOD, I could baby Model
Scares the monsters from bed,
Then Softly kisses my head!
Yea, yea, yea, My Mom
Yea, yea, yea, Head Strong,
She really gets me, as an Artist
Hangs my Drawings on the Fridge in full view!
And then she Tells me i’m the Smartest!
Even when I count to TEN, and Miss 2,
And this is why, your my Mommy
I’m your Number one fan!
Sleep Deprived, but with coffee,
You’re like Super woman!
She Taught Me, to go potty!
And Blow my boogies, when I was snotty!
When I’m sick & gasping,
Mom’s reaching for Children’s Aspirin!
When Mommy Shark comes around
She Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo’s Everything here!
When it’s Time to be Fed…
She turns my spoon into a jet!
Yea, yea, yea! Vroom, Vroom!
Yea, yea, yea! Om Nom!
Yea, yea, yea! My MOM!
Yea, yea, yea! I’m Her SPAWN!
“Mommy… when I grow up, I wanna be an Underwater, Race Car Mailbox!”
(Well, that’s nice honey, you’ll be the Best Mailbox Ever)
If I’m ever misbehavin’…
She’ll use my middle name to show she’s angry
And then she’ll Count, very slowly (ONE…)
And she’ll Count, very slowly (TWO…)
If she counts, and she hits Three,
Mom will Really Be Mad…
If she counts, and she hits three,
She’ll Return my iPad
Her Necklace, is Phony
Because I Made it Out of Macaroni!
This Mom’s Day, I’m making
Her a matching Rigatoni bracelet
Yea she got Snacks, In her blouse!
Cuz her instincts are so maternal
If there’s Pain in her Head,
She’ll Pour Another Glass of Red
Made all my Birthday Plans!
Took Me To Disneyland!
Put my Photos on her Instagram!
Yea, yea, yea